Moving Violations (1985)

...poses a high terror threat to the TV screen for anyone short of fuse and heavy of boot...

The ERH Xmas Film: Trapped in Paradise (1994)

... a vivid purgatorial holding-pattern of dark Capra-esque whimsy scripted by an MC Escher riding the acid-fried black helix of some ultimate despair...

The ERH Advent Rollover: Day Twenty Fucking Four

It's the final day of our thoroughly miscalculated and decidedly unfestive advent rundown and we join party animals Gary Busey and Tommy Lee Jones on a voyage of the damned...

The ERH Advent Backslide: Day Twenty Three

Day 23 and the late Raul Julia is giving Clint Eastwood a hot lead mouthwash...

The ERH Advent Fiasco: Day Twenty Two

Day twenty two of our festive filmic frolic was born in 1518 in the village of Glenfinnan on the shores of Loch Shiel... and it is immortal.

The ERH Advent Meltdown: Day Twenty One

Day twenty one of our advent adventure might well be a clown, but we can't all be lion tamers, now, can we..?

The ERH Advent Cavalcade: Day Twenty

Day Twenty of our Crimbo countdown and the Yuppies are harshing our advent vibe...

The ERH Advent Roundelay: Day Nineteen

You'll have to pry your tiny, feeble allotment of grayish, waxy, misshapen advent chocolate from Day Nineteen's cold, dead hands...

The ERH Advent Rundown: Day Eighteen

Day Eighteen and we're painting the Big Apple red with one of the great second-bananas of Seventies cinema...

The ERH Seasonal Cinematic Sequence: Day Sixteen

We join Sean Connery's globetrotting TV journalist for some satire, spills and gold-standard sexism in Day Sixteen of our Crimbo carnivale...

The ERH Tinsel Tally-Up: Day Fifteen

Day fifteen of our countdown has a distinctly continental flavour to it...

The ERH Advent Countup: Day Fourteen

Disenchanted by the crass commercialism of Christmas? Let Day Fourteen of the ERH advent cavalcade soothe your brow...

The ERH Advent Calendar: Day Thirteen

Day Thirteen ans we skip the back nine for(e) a bogey and an open face dogleg sand-wedge at the nineteenth hole...

The ERH Advent Calendar: Day Twelve

If Fred Ward tells you to have a happy Christmas, you'd probably better just do as he says...

The ERH Advent Calendar: Day Eleven

Freewheeling Cold War satire/elephantine xenophobic hogwash is the order of the day in Day Eleven of our Yuletide yomp...

The ERH Advent Calendar: Day Ten

ERH's love is like bad medicine, but at this stage of the party season, bad medicine might be just what you need...

The ERH Advent Calendar: Day Nine

Day Nine and ERH has got its fiery freak on...

The ERH Advent Calendar: Day Eight

Day Eight of our Advent misadventure funds a lovelorn ERH riding a train sixteen coaches long...

The ERH Advent Calendar: Day S-S-Seven

Day Seven of our wrong-headed Yuletide meltdown and it's up, up and away with nobody's favourite early-Nineties military spoof...

The ERH Advent Calendar: Day Six

This totally misleading space-door harbours a lunatic period wrestling comedy starring two of Seventies TV's biggest (and smallest!) stars...

The ERH Advent Calendar: Day... what, Five??

Heretical iconography, fantastical flummery and an awful lot of blow-dried hair mark Day Five of our much-regretted Crimbo count-up...

The ERH Advent Calendar: Day Four

Day Four and the holiday season takes a sinister turn under the stewardship of 'Bloody' Sam...

The ERH Advent Calendar: Day Three

Who's behind the third installment of this already tiresome venture..?

The ERH Advent Calendar: Day Two

Day Two in our smash hit series of silver screen sentimentos...

The ERH Advent Calender: Day 1

A daily festive filmic frolic to guide you through the gale force pandemonium that is Christmas...