'The Simpsons' and knows how this shit goes down - we offer up this pristine set of production notes for 1981's Condorman that we found whilst rooting around the basement looking for misfiled bongo.
An ironic, plasticky, underfunded, Mittel-European superhero dud starring a gormless English sitcom star? What could go wrong...?
Production Notes: Condorman
"... Natalia is free at last, and to celebrate, Woody arranges a treat she could never have exerienced in Russia: box seats ata Los Angeles Dodgers baseball game and a "Welcome" message from the Goodyear blimp..."
Take that, Ivan!