The ERH Advent Calendar: Day S-S-Seven
People rag on the Sheen, but he's one of the very last old-timey movie stars we have left. We don't mean to say that he's a classic screen presence in the mould of a Clark Gable or a Chevy Chase, but rather that he's the last man standing when it comes to full-bore off-screen sex, drugs, guns and violence. You just don't get those kind of spills from the buff creche of twelve year old anodyne abstinence-monkeys currently swinging across our screens.
Topper Harley, we salute you!